Dear MG

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Please forgive my attempt at a SUBTLE humorous exchange and I truly hope that if any offense was taken or confusion caused, that you will again except my most deeply heartfelt sincere and honestly humble apologies for this was not nor ever will be my intention while posting on this forum.

Well the attempt at the analogy was such an epic failure in accuracy that I'm not sure if I can let fans of it go without a legal hearing.

But should the community change the whino-fan wars' subject from crying over clod into debate which analogy describes the current situation best, I'm ready to reconsider my stand on legal activities.