Joke

[RedToo]

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine
restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away,
suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the
table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair
and
out of sight under the table. Still, the woman appeared calm and
unruffled, apparently unaware her dining companion had disappeared.
The waitress, thinking this was a bit of risque behaviour that
might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully,
began by saying to the woman "Pardon me, ma'am , but I think your
husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just
walked in the door."

RedToo.