OT: terribly bad joke to share

[MiloMorai]

Go to the link I posted Max.

"In Russia, under the influence of communism, St. Nicolas evolved into the secular Father Frost. He distributes toys to children on New Year's Eve."

[EJGr.Ost_Caspar]

I thought, Rudolf was an invention of Disney!

This is Rudolph the Red, BTW: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf_Sl%C3%A1nsk%C3%BD
Guess, he was on vacation in Moscow at that time.

[KG26_Alpha]

Ye gads.............

[MaxGunz]

Leaves me wondering just what the words "knows rain" refer to.

[MiloMorai]

Originally Posted by MaxGunz

Leaves me wondering just what the words "knows rain" refer to.

There is no wondering when you face into the wind.

[MaxGunz]

Something more specific to Rudolph the Red is what I had in mind.

[KG26_Alpha]

Originally Posted by EJGr.Ost_Caspar

I thought, Rudolf was an invention of Disney!

This is Rudolph the Red, BTW: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudolf_Sl%C3%A1nsk%C3%BD
Guess, he was on vacation in Moscow at that time.

Father of RayBanJockey (monobrow) trim on a slider .............

[ATAG_Dutch]

Blimey, first time I log on here in months, and a really decent (but corny) joke turns into an analysis of the religious and secular influences resulting in a fat bloke in red.

Only at Banana!

Great joke mate!

[MaxGunz]

Originally Posted by ATAG_Dutch

Blimey, first time I log on here in months, and a really decent (but corny) joke turns into an analysis of the religious and secular influences resulting in a fat bloke in red.

Only at Banana!

Great joke mate!

And maybe a bit of cross-culture understanding between the flames.

[Derda508]

I learned about Rudolph years ago from a colleague, who was a veritable encyclopedia of such bad puns. They all slipped my mind except one:

In a road-bar all the roads and streets are sitting and drinking peacefully. In comes a big four lane highway and starts to bully everybody. All the roads are afraid and none dares to speak up. Suddenly the door opens and in comes a small little dirt path. It walks right to the big four lane highway, steps on its toes, drinks its beer and wipes the mouth with its shirtsleeve. The four lane highway gets pale, backs off and disappears silently. One of the streets turns to its neighbour and asks: "I don´t get it. This is just a little dirt path and the big four lane highway just backs off like that?" The other street whispers: "Shhhh! That´s a psychopath!"

Ok, shoot me ...