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Did you know that:-

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG insurance company one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.



If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers five years ago, you would have nothing today.


If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Northern Rock three years ago you would have nothing today.


But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of canned beer one year ago at Tesco's, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received £214.00.


Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to

drink heavily & recycle!





Also, a recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year.



Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.



That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be British!
Wives are only happy to help too!