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05-09-2012, 01:19 AM
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One late afternoon, after a hard day in the courts, a solicitor was riding home in his large Mercedes motor car
when he saw two men kneeling at the road-side eating grass. Concerned at what he saw he stopped his car and went to investigate. He said to one man " Why are you eating grass ?" "Well sir, we don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." Shocked at this the solicitor said "Well then, come with me to my house and I'll feed you," "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, sitting beneath that tree." "Bring them along," the solicitor said. Turning to the other poor man he said, "You may come with us, as well. " The second man, in a weak and pitiful voice said, "But sir, I can't leave my family ~ I have a wife and six children with me!" Without hesitation the solicitor said " then you must bring them all as well," and they all squeezed themselves into the luxurious motor car Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned and said, " Sir, you are too kind. Thank you so much for taking all of us with you. The solicitor replied "I'm just glad to do it ~ I've just moved into a beautiful new home and the grass is almost a foot high." Come on now.........................................you didn't think for one moment...? .........No, of course you didn't !
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05-11-2012, 11:52 AM
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I'm sending that one to my lawyer brother.
 Guy gets called to the hospital, being told his wife has been in a serious car crash. When he arrives the doctor meets him in the hallway and says "Before you go in there, you should know it was a terrible crash. Your wife is in a coma and is on life support. We think she is paralyzed from the neck down, so even if she awakes months from now, she won't know who you are, you'll need to feed her, bathe her, cater to her every need for the rest of her life and she may never even remember who you are." The guy puts his head in his hands and starts to weep "Oh my god this is terrible doctor!" He bemoans. The doctor claps him on the shoulder and says "Haha! Just messing with you man! She's dead!"
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