and thats how they do it.

[bongodriver]

Originally Posted by albx

errr... can you please explain what tool mean?

Tool:

Plonker, john thomas, pecker, willy, pink skin bus to tuna town, tallywhacker, johnson, schlong, tube steak, one eyed trouser snake, the bishop......

[albx]

Originally Posted by bongodriver

Tool:

Plonker, john thomas, pecker, willy, pink skin bus to tuna town, tallywhacker, johnson, schlong, tube steak, one eyed trouser snake, the bishop......

ahhhhhhh i see, thank you, thought something about this
every day something new to learn

[Zappatime]

That's the beauty of Steam, once installed its yours for life wherever you are, whatever pc youre on, leaving you free to make a complete n*b of yourself on video with your now redundant CD; disappointed he didn't eat the box and manuals though, or maybe make some sort of papier mache t-shirt

[FFCW_Urizen]

Originally Posted by bongodriver

Tool:

Plonker, john thomas, pecker, willy, pink skin bus to tuna town, tallywhacker, johnson, schlong, tube steak, one eyed trouser snake, the bishop......

that´s why i love international forums, you can always learn new stuff

[bongodriver]

Originally Posted by FFCW_Urizen

that´s why i love international forums, you can always learn new stuff

The list is long and extensive......fnar fnar, it really is amazing how many names the 'old fella' has.

[ATAG_Dutch]

you missed, wadonger, dong, bellend, and the three obvious ones beginning with c. p and d. Have to say 'tallywhacker' is a new one on me.

Any more?

[Ze-Jamz]

Corey is a Fav of mine

[bongodriver]

Well lets see.....porrige cannon is a good one, and custard pump, spitting lizzard, dong, button mushroom (for the more compact gent), pork sword......this could go on forever I think

[Revvin]

Originally Posted by Dutch_851

you missed, wadonger, dong, bellend, and the three obvious ones beginning with c. p and d. Have to say 'tallywhacker' is a new one on me.

Any more?

todger, the old boy, pork sword, Tree UK etc

[RCAF_FB_Orville]

Originally Posted by Dutch_851

you missed, wadonger, dong, bellend, and the three obvious ones beginning with c. p and d. Have to say 'tallywhacker' is a new one on me.

Any more?

I'm quite fond of the term Mugget (encountered one quite recently lol) combining the attributes of both Mug and Muppet.

I find 'Roger Mellies Profanisaurus' to be essential reading; the definitive and final word in the academic discipline of swearing and amusingly crude similes and metaphors. High brow stuff.....Not unlike Homers Odyssey....Err, If it climaxed in a fight outside a kebab shop, p*ssing down with rain with the protagonist covered in his own liquid laughter after a Leo Sayer, and bemoaning the scarcity of Bacon Battleships in his immediate vicinity. His quest to lead the Llama to the lift shaft that night ending in inglorious failure.

DISCLAIMER: This account is in no way, shape or form, autobiographical. Though I confess I did once wake up in a skip with a traffic cone on my head (c'mon I was 15, lol). Ah, the folly of youth.