Give me some "holy sh... did that just happen" ideas

[Mad G]

Well, some authentic situations like these:

- get in the cockpit with an awful hangover (drink 5 liters of whisky or schnnaps the night before and use your headset at a high volume!)

- overclock your cpu without propper cooling ( you´ll crash quite soon!)

- drop a gallon of gasoline over your flight station and light a cigarrete (third degree burnings!)

- hang 3 buckets of water over you in your room´s ceiling and pull the string (you ditched in Channel!)

- eat lots of junk food(aka MacDonald´s) and drink a bottle of castor oil(that dammned cheap fish & chips or sauerkaut if you´re Luftwaffe!)

- unplug you PC set from the power socket (engine´s problems!)

- get layed with a woman that´s not your wife or girlfriend and let she know about(romance problems!)

- tell your boss to bug off or to **** off(you´re grounded!)

- spend all your money, savings and credit cards( you´re a POW!)

Cheers,