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IL-2 Sturmovik The famous combat flight simulator.

 
 
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Old 01-23-2011, 03:55 PM
tomaz tomaz is offline
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Default I'd like to complain......

I want this game to:

- blow cold air on my face when I open my virtual cockpit,
- spray black ink on my monitor when I get an oil leak
- shoot me with red paintballs when I get shot up
- have the exact number of buttons on my uniform when I look down at my "body"
- yank me out of my chair and hang me from the ceiling when I bail out
- smell like fuel, glycol, exhaust and oil as soon as I sit in my seat
- throw a bucket of water on me when I ditch in the channel
- allow me to sit on a virtual toilet and think about my previous sortie
- have my monitor start to smoke if I get hit
- shake my desk when I crashland
- pick my nose
- scratch my arse

Sounds ridiculous doesn't it lads, well that's what a lot of you sound like. Give it a rest and keep your pathetic bitching to yourselves until the product actually comes out, you've played it and then actually have something to whine about. In short..............GFY.
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