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IL-2 Sturmovik The famous combat flight simulator. |
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I want this game to:
- blow cold air on my face when I open my virtual cockpit, - spray black ink on my monitor when I get an oil leak - shoot me with red paintballs when I get shot up - have the exact number of buttons on my uniform when I look down at my "body" - yank me out of my chair and hang me from the ceiling when I bail out - smell like fuel, glycol, exhaust and oil as soon as I sit in my seat - throw a bucket of water on me when I ditch in the channel - allow me to sit on a virtual toilet and think about my previous sortie - have my monitor start to smoke if I get hit - shake my desk when I crashland - pick my nose - scratch my arse Sounds ridiculous doesn't it lads, well that's what a lot of you sound like. Give it a rest and keep your pathetic bitching to yourselves until the product actually comes out, you've played it and then actually have something to whine about. In short..............GFY. ![]() |
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