and thats how they do it.

[ATAG_Dutch]

you missed, wadonger, dong, bellend, and the three obvious ones beginning with c. p and d. Have to say 'tallywhacker' is a new one on me.

Any more?

[Ze-Jamz]

Corey is a Fav of mine

[bongodriver]

Well lets see.....porrige cannon is a good one, and custard pump, spitting lizzard, dong, button mushroom (for the more compact gent), pork sword......this could go on forever I think

[Revvin]

Originally Posted by Dutch_851

you missed, wadonger, dong, bellend, and the three obvious ones beginning with c. p and d. Have to say 'tallywhacker' is a new one on me.

Any more?

todger, the old boy, pork sword, Tree UK etc

[RCAF_FB_Orville]

Originally Posted by Dutch_851

you missed, wadonger, dong, bellend, and the three obvious ones beginning with c. p and d. Have to say 'tallywhacker' is a new one on me.

Any more?

I'm quite fond of the term Mugget (encountered one quite recently lol) combining the attributes of both Mug and Muppet.

I find 'Roger Mellies Profanisaurus' to be essential reading; the definitive and final word in the academic discipline of swearing and amusingly crude similes and metaphors. High brow stuff.....Not unlike Homers Odyssey....Err, If it climaxed in a fight outside a kebab shop, p*ssing down with rain with the protagonist covered in his own liquid laughter after a Leo Sayer, and bemoaning the scarcity of Bacon Battleships in his immediate vicinity. His quest to lead the Llama to the lift shaft that night ending in inglorious failure.

DISCLAIMER: This account is in no way, shape or form, autobiographical. Though I confess I did once wake up in a skip with a traffic cone on my head (c'mon I was 15, lol). Ah, the folly of youth.