Monday patch day!!? - Page 3

Pudfark · #21 10-10-2011, 04:14 PM

@Vengeanze...

I don't know why folks keep calling it a patch?
It's "clearly" a blindfold.........and a smoke.

flyingblind · #22 10-10-2011, 04:58 PM

Hey! I just noticed I am now a senior member. I proudly mentioned this to the wife who said I should get a life.

Trooper117 · #23 10-10-2011, 06:36 PM

HAHAHA!.. (makes mental note.. thank fruck I'm divorced..)

nearmiss · #24 10-10-2011, 06:51 PM

flyingblind and interest parties --

I think spouses, girlfriends and the like... think they have to keep you off balance.

They will use any convenient thing they think will irritate us guys. They aren't very creative about the process. They just use anything convenient to mess with your head.

Women like to equate things that interest you as being childish and useless.
It is a woman thing to keep you guessing and off your game.

If you work too much (according to them) they call you workaholic, if you are interested in sex you are sexual addict, if you smoke you are a chimney or worse.

The thing is male putdowns are too numerous to mention, but usually you can acquire them when you are doing anything a woman can tag you with.

There is no safe ground or safe conduct, when a woman wants to nail you they usually don't think about it very hard. The more stupid her response the more it gets to you, I think that is because you can't argue with an idiot. So you are stuck with her stupid response that is to stupid to for you to provide a sensible response.

So you are a senior member... LOL

raaaid · #25 10-10-2011, 06:59 PM

i was born on 7774 i feel the luckiest in the world

could be having no woman part of the luck

Ze-Jamz · #26 10-10-2011, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raaaid

i was born on 7774 i feel the luckiest in the world

could be having no woman part of the luck

flyingblind · #27 10-10-2011, 07:30 PM

Don't worry, I am way ahead on irritating. I smile, agree and buy myself some more memory.

ATAG_Dutch · #28 10-10-2011, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nearmiss

Women like to equate things that interest you as being childish and useless.
It is a woman thing to keep you guessing and off your game.

I usually say 'well at least I haven't got a fat a*se'. That usually shuts her up. Usually.

Edit by nearmiss:- 'That is funny, but does she cook you a meal for the next week or so?

That kind of response usually helps a guy to eat cold cuts (luncheon meats) for the next week or so'.

Well nearmiss, mine's the type that burns boiled eggs anyway, so no loss there then!