Non BOP MISC.VIDEOS and Links..

[bobbysocks]

can you buy a ride in a dual seat spit or stang at duxford? several 51s at some of the airshows offer rides for a hefty $1000 usd. haha...maybe we ought to have a "BoP ride in a spit/stang raffle". 10 bucks a ticket...winner gets to ride...the rest of us drool and turn green with envy...haha.

[Korsakov829]

Join the airforce. You will get to fly your own jet or helicopter. The millitary has several benefits to it. For example, I can just drive outside of town and fire a grenade launcher.

Gilly, no I never flew one of those. Spitfires wouldn't be my choice if I was offered them.

[Gilly]

Originally Posted by Korsakov829

Join the airforce. You will get to fly your own jet or helicopter. The millitary has several benefits to it. For example, I can just drive outside of town and fire a grenade launcher.
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I wish I had your life.... Firing grenade launchers sounds so cool.

And it's never 'your own' especially where you profess to live

[bobbysocks]

these arent BoP but a little entertaining when you are on the computer...

http://acn.waw.pl/sturm/ForgottenNoobs.swf

http://www.arcade-gameover.com/1942.asp

[bobbysocks]

1000 years of war in 5 minutes! around 1600ad on central europe goes ape$#!t.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hsDn2kNriI

[Korsakov829]

Lol@ To be continued.

[Davedog74]

hello everybody ,old shaky footage of a spit mk14e,i put it on here because of the sound of the griffon 65,turn it up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8AuY...eature=related

[Gilly]

Originally Posted by Davedog74

hello everybody ,old shaky footage of a spit mk14e,i put it on here because of the sound of the griffon 65,turn it up

Beats Fearne Cotton hands down!!

[bobbysocks]

you can take a virtual tour of the national museum of the usaf. enjoy

http://www.nmusafvirtualtour.com/

[bobbysocks]

just for laughs...

KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No , I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do..
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes , voodoo.
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And last:


ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law."