Joke

[RickRuski]

Trumper,

Sounds you are an old golfer like me, way to go.

[Trumper]

Originally Posted by RickRuski

Trumper,

Sounds you are an old golfer like me, way to go.

It would be better to say i turned up and frightened bushes,trees and wildlife,unfortunately haven't played since we had kids,blimey 15 years ago,ought to get back into it

[5./JG27.Farber]

Originally Posted by Trumper

It would be better to say i turned up and frightened bushes,trees and wildlife,unfortunately haven't played since we had kids,blimey 15 years ago,ought to get back into it

Thats women for you, always telling what is fun.

[RickRuski]

You have to Love the Irish.


One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon.He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.
"Could you taste this for me, please?"
The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the liquid around and swallows it.
"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.
"No, not at all," says the chemist.

Wait for it----












"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar."

[baronWastelan]

Q: How much money fits inside a 944?
A: All of it.

[RickRuski]

Paddy, had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.

It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all
been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special
day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for
their first legal drink.

So when Paddy's, 18th birthday came 'round, he and his pal Mick, took
a boat out to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat
...and nearly drowned! Mick just barely managed to pull him to
safety. Furious and confused, Paddy, went to see his grandmother.

'Grandma,' he asked, "It's my 18th birthday, so why can't I walk
'cross the lake like my father, his father, and his father before
him?"

Granny looked deeply into Paddy's, troubled blue eyes and said,
"Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were
all born in December, when the lake is frozen, and you were born in
August, ya dip ******

[RickRuski]

At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software how many of you would disembark immediately?"

Among the ensuing forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard.

With his team's software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.