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Old 03-16-2012, 09:42 AM
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lol that one never gets old to
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Old 03-16-2012, 09:44 AM
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Old 03-16-2012, 09:49 AM
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here is another one :

Unofficial status at 14:45
1) I have no information about the patch
2) I have no instructions to prepare an Friday information update
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Old 03-16-2012, 09:52 AM
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here is another one :

Unofficial status at 14:45
1) I have no information about the patch
2) I have no instructions to prepare an Friday information update
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Old 03-16-2012, 10:00 AM
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I was going to tell the joke about Br'er Bear and Br'er Rabbit doing No 2's in the woods but then realised it would incurr an infraction!

It's a very funny Joke!
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Old 03-16-2012, 10:03 AM
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A man walks into a bar with a frog on his shoulder.

The barman says "How long has that been there?"

The frog says "It started as a lump on my a$%e two days ago."
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Old 03-16-2012, 10:10 AM
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A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for a drink.

The barman points to a sign above the bars stating "No Pieces of String will be serve" and tells him to rack off.

Dejectedly the string walks outside, and then becomes determined to overcome the predjices in our society!

He bends his body into a loop and then sticks his head through the loop and pulls it out the other side! Then he gets his head and fizzes out the strands into an afro!

Then walks back into the bar. and askes for a drink!

The barman squints at him and cautiously asks "You’re not a piece of string are you?

"No!" answers the piece of string, "Frayed knot!"
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Old 03-16-2012, 10:14 AM
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Now that's funny
No thats sad.
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Old 03-16-2012, 01:11 PM
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No thats sad.
I know, mate, I know.
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Old 03-16-2012, 01:26 PM
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A younger family,parent's, a son and a daughter as usual bought a pet, a rabbit.
Also as usual after a few months nobody did take care of the rabbit anymore.
So the father said: another useless mouth to feed, that rabbit is going to be dinner.
So, the next sunday the family has rabbit-roast for dinner.
Says the doughter: Wow, thats tasty, what is it?
Says the father: i give you a hint, your mother calls me sometimes like that.
The family continues to eat for a while when suddenly the daughter stops her brothers fork on its way to his mouth.


Don't eat that, it's a arsehole!
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