A Little Civilian Flight Humor

[Bobby109]

hahaha that was very funny!

[robtek]

okay, here´s a mixed one:
The Ground Controllers at Frankfurt/Main (Germany) expect every pilot to know his taxiways.
So one time, quite a few years ago, a panam flight landed and was told to taxi to gateway 21.
After leaving the runway the plane stops. After a while Ground - Control asks the pilot why he doesn´t move on?
The pilot answers that he is looking up the plan for the right taxyways.
Grond Control ask a bit bitchy: You haven´t been to Frankfurt, aren´t you?
The Pilot answers: Oh, i´ve been at Frankfurt twice, 1944, but it was dark and i didn´t land.

[Bobby109]

hahaha wise guy

[choctaw111]

Those have been around for a while, but they never get old. Very funny!!!