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[mavrickandgoose]

Up to 9 teams keep em coming


Teams

1 flying tigers AVG
mavrickandgoose
Pappy_boyingtn

2.walternowatny
Trvrgunning

3.rogue squadron
Dkwookie
Winny

4 skullbreakers 101st
Rattman
Gillybadmutha

5 galactic empire
Scotty
Wildboar

6 shiki_con
Hicks

7 stoners pot palace ( lol really?)
Dimentia seven
The miester

8 long4life
Luetenantdan

9 JRHOODY
Olife

[WildBoar44]

Hmmmm... As the lobbies have been busy in Realistic this week , as most have been practicing . I have met a few of the players on the Teams and have seen first hand who is who and the skill levels......

...So , now i am saying "what on earth have I let myself in for ! " .

Looking for inspiration perhaps I need to draw strength from a higher order, so this is my mantra for preparation......

Our Brothers who art in Sturmovik
Hollowed be thy game
Thy Spitfire warmed up,
Thy Brothers greened up
let Battle commence low down on Earth
as it will be in the Heavens.
Give us this day our daily Dogfight
And forgive us those Head On Passers
As we rip the crap out of those who
Head on pass on against us.
And lead us not into thy Bombers
But deliver us from 30mm Evil of thy 109
For thyne is my plight
As I jump from my kite
Back down to Earth as I jumped from Heaven

Amen.

( Pre Blessed Parachute orders being Taken )

For those who are about to fight i salute you

WildBoar


P.s yes ok I was Bored with no PSN network and I have been at the Beer

P.p.s...PLEASE its a bit of fun and not a Religous slur !

[Dementia_Seven]

to winny...

i was quite addicted to the sounds of a band queens of the stone age and they have one track in which the stoners pot palace was mentioned. then my friend captain rundlutsch and i commander spline baptized his room the stoners pot palace cause we did inhale a hell lot of somthing in that place, while listening to pretty good stoner rock and modelling crazy 3d objects in cinema 4d!

i remember a simpsons sequence...hm ^^



if you want to go there... its in a village called Zscherndorf
and its defenetly not filled with metrosexual persons, i promise!



to mavrickandgoose...

are the he 162, me 163 and the me 262 in this tourney allowed?
cause this would make a lot of difficults for prop-planes...

[McQ59]

Amen.
BoP bless all carnage in the sky!

[mavrickandgoose]

I would rather not have jets in the tourney it would make for a lot of frustration but I am open to a vote on this if majority says it's ok then I guess I'm ok with that

[Dementia_Seven]

then vote please!

[WildBoar44]

Suck....Squeeze....Bang....Blow....V12 music..BrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrCoughhhh..Brangggg.Zrurrrrr r....let the music play . No Woosh for me...!

[Ratman91101]

I don`t really think that any self respecting pilot would risk his reputation,by being CHEEZY and flying a rocket ship in a dogfight competition.Just remember."Rat`s LOVE cheese"! P.S. That`s a big NO.

[mavrickandgoose]

That's what I was thinking rat lol I really don't even think it would be a advantage anyway I would ignore the jet and double team the other guy lol