Which country is preventing me from committing high-treason and attempted regicide?

[Skoshi Tiger]

Originally Posted by Avimimus

You Aussies have the luxury of being republican! - you don't have an 8,900km undefended border with the land of Mordor

(said in good humour).

I on the other hand am an Australian who is staunch monarchist.

The only reason we haven't become a rebublic is that the differnt rebulican factions in Australia hate each others guts and even they know that if they got into power only public appathy would keep us from being in a civil war within a few years.

I believe that there is nobody in this country (bar myself of cource) who I'ld want as a head of state and if we're going to have a head of state forced on to us I prefer them to live on the otherside of the world, that they have too many things to do so they don't bother us too much and that they speak proper, you know.

Long live the Queen!