The Battle of Britain Was The First Defeat For The German Luftwaffe.

[Skoshi Tiger]

Jimmy! You are a very naughty boy!

Originally Posted by JimmyBlonde

The whole battle was probably one of those "false flag" things that you hear guys with tinfoil taped to their heads talking about.

If you listen to wiki leeks you deserve to believe every thing that you do!

Originally Posted by JimmyBlonde

You know what I mean, the government just let the Luftwaffe pound London so that the populace would hate the Nazis more. I bet that MI5 were planting most of the bombs themselves.

MI5 are public servants! Logic would have told us that they would have been too busy waiting for the Tea Trolly to wheel past their desks to go and plant bombs anywhere.

Originally Posted by JimmyBlonde

I'm also going to speculate that, had the Nazis invaded, the long lost kingdom of Avalon would have probably re-emerged from the mist and a glorious host of Arthurian warriors, clad in resplendent, glittering armour would have sallied forth to smite the beastly Huns and turn the tide in favour of their beloved Chrisendom.

This may have been the case but since Henry the 8th renounced the pope and set himself up as head of the Church of England I'm afraid those Authurian warriors probably have better things to do! (See my note about MI5!)

Originally Posted by JimmyBlonde

By the way, Hitler was a reptilian you know, that whole silly moustache thing was just a ploy to divert attention from his peculiar lizard tongue.

Unfortunately without DNA evidence your 'V' theory cannot be validated!

Originally Posted by JimmyBlonde

*Disclaimer*

This post is in no way intended to belittle, demean or otherwise deride the imaginative and somewhat plausible contemplative fantasies contained in this thread. It's just that it's Sunday afternoon and the author is in a slightly bemused frame of mind. His primary motivation here is simply to push this behemoth of a thread just one post closer to the 100 page barrier and, hopefully, make a few people laugh along the way.

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Ditto!