Negative Dudes: Can U be bought off?

[MadBlaster]

Hi negative dudes. I thought we could have some fun. Let’s say you did some nasty stuff against CLoT. Maybe you posted a thread called “Waste of Money” or maybe made a funny Hitler YouTube video that makes fun of 1C CloD Development Team, or maybe you’re like me and call it “CLoT” sometimes to make a funny in your beta brain??? All because you are MAD that the game isn’t working the way you want it!!! So, let’s pretend you can talk to the Official CloD Community Organizer right now. What are your demands??? Also, let’s go on the assumption the game doesn’t get fixed for 1 year because we really don’t know how long it will take. It could be longer or shorter. Who knows. Anyway, a few example posts below that would buy me off:

Examples for voting “Yes”:
1) If you give me free or deeply discounted copy of Rig n’ Roll, I like you again 1C. “I very much apologize for the CLoT thing I did.”

2) Please put my name in CloD game credits with special recognition as “Positive Dude” in the next patch. Then I like you again 1C. “I’m very sorry for calling you CLoT.”

3) I want a rum coke now! “Your my best friend for life CloD! I am soooooo sorry buddy ol’ pal...(hic).”

Remember, don’t be too greedy. Try to keep your demands realistic. Also, if you did something nasty and 1C makes the boo boo better, make sure you play nice and reciprocate. In other words, fix your nasty stuff and maybe make an apology as per above. Remember, it takes 2 to tango! So, have fun venting. Who knows, maybe we get a “special bribe/offer” in our STEAM box??? Let’s give it a try! List your demands below and vote “Yes”! Also, the more demands, the better the odds I think that something good happens?

Voting “No”:
On the other hand. If there is simply nothing that can be done, well than you can certainly vote “No”. Although, you may become eligible for a “very special super secret offer” from STEAM I fear. I would double/triple check your antivirus software and firewall just to be safe. The community organizer may not be too forgiving to “No” voters.

Disclaimer/Note to Official Community Organizer: Hi. I’m your friend. Please don’t mess with my STEAM account. Maybe this data helps you with your mission? Good luck in your new position. Also, this is not meant as avenue for mass extortion! Simply speculation and “dreams do come true maybe sometimes yes or no not”.