An overview of all forum posts so-far regarding Cliffs of Dover

[Mysticpuma]

It's Bugged
They're fixing it
++++++ (replace +++++ with whatever doesn't work for you) doesn't work?
They're fixing it
Why isn't Luthier talking to us?
They're fixing it
Will we have a Friday Patch? (see Luthier above)
Why do people whine about spending money on it?
Because they're still fixing it
Stop whining about it, it's great!
I hope they're fixing it?
Will it be ready for the US release?
If they can fix it!
Launcher stopped working/Full Screen not working/AA Not working/ anything working?
They're fixing it!
Will it ever be as good as IL2?
One lives in hope!
Nearly forgot this one......why do the sound sample place-holders sound like IL2? (clue is in the question....place-holders)
They really have said they are fixing it!
Can we have terrain like Wings of Prey?
Some things can't be fixed!
FM/DM is porked!
Let's talk about .50 Calibre's

The story continues

[Insuber]

Excellent synthesis. It could save a thousand more posts (and some tons of CO2 ...)

whataver an hypnotised die hard fan can write in favour (defense??) of this initial failure - only few ppl play this "sim" online.....we will see how many of them will be playin this next summer...time will tell...I mean this is the only sim I ever bought and not playin....and where the heck is Oleg, I bet he didnt have anything with this...

[Lololopoulos]

i'm glad here's yet another post like this to keep me entertained. hahhahh

[Strike]

nice one, i giggled

lol, sad but true, shall we run a sweepstake on when Luthier logs in next, its 7 days now before he checked to see if we are ok, I hope he hasn't got any pets if he treats us like this god knows what state his rabbit would be in.

[Strike]

Originally Posted by Tree_UK

lol, sad but true, shall we run a sweepstake on when Luthier logs in next, its 7 days now before he checked to see if we are ok, I hope he hasn't got any pets if he treats us like this god knows what state his rabbit would be in.

Somebody would have broken in to the rabbit and attached a voice-box to it, for more authentic sounds. Somebody would also spray-paint it and complain about it's performance and how many bugs were crawling in the fur. A lot of people would whine over the rabbit's current state and demanded a more realistic rabbit and other people would be like "well, it's the only rabbit in this area so at least you have a rabbit".

Whenever Luthier came back the rabbit would be in a corner completely petrified and traumatized. He would call it the rabbits new features, put some food and water in the cage and be gone for another two weeks.

[Pudfark]

Well it's pretty obvious?
The rabbit died...

Five months later....
COD was delivered....

and is still in?
Intensive Care....

You can't hold it...
But you can see it through the window....

[jayrc]

mmmmmm......rabbit, your making me hungry

[Ze-Jamz]

Another lighthearted thread to read and chuckle too...