the 21th century addiction with ravages nature, duped toilet paper :)

[raaaid]

the clhorine of toilet paper combined with the natural oils produces an acid which causes itches

the more you use toilet paper the more you need so your bum doesnt itch

as a kid you dont use it

then a friend offers you a free sheet

then you have to pay for it and when you notice your using half roll each dump

[trumps]

you might want to get that checked out!

[raaaid]

oh theres nothing wrong with me as long i keep using the paper

but come on can there be anything worse than not havinng paper?

thats worse than laking a ziggy in your break

well i think i started using at seven or 8

didnt need it before

but cant live without now

[BadAim]

Raaaid, I'm not sure if your the craziest SOB on the planet or if you just like messing with our heads. Either way the only way I can explain why I read your posts is that I have some sort of strange addiction to being mental tortured.

[AndyJWest]

Ah! The great toilet-paper conspiracy is revealed at last! Perhaps we should do what our cousins the Chimpanzees do, and use leaves instead - though I'd recommend taking a close look at what you are using, as these might be less than ideal.

Of course, for Tommy in the trenches during WWI (and probably Fritz too), there was plenty of bumph available for the purpose.

[raaaid]

man if you do it properly it dropes perfectly

if you sleep properly eat properly and do a proper life you sith proeprly

[Madfish]

Originally Posted by cheesehawk

What?! You only started using it at 7 or 8?! What the heck do Europeans do before that, just let it hang and get crusty? And you call Americans unrefined...

Brave words considering it was invented here.

Also the EU is pushing the "green trend" to the limits already - I doubt most toilet papers are that hazardous over here. In fact I can't even relate to the issue - I'm not even sure what kind of "oils" he's talking about that are coming out of his bum. It sounds a little suspicious if you ask me