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Originally Posted by waveform
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Units that just don't manage in the job.
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Spiders. Too fragile. Every last one of them. You're fired. All of you.
Wolves. Same thing. Clean your desk and go.
Hyenas. Gah! If only they had more HP. In other words, too fragile also. Don't bother coming in tomorrow.
Bears. All of them. Polar and Ancient ones are only worth even remotely considering but all in all it gets expensive and tedious replacing them. Too slow and too narcoleptic for my liking. You're lucky I don't sue you for sleeping on the job. Now go.
Miners. Ho-hum. Boring. Can you see the paint dry as they walk around? No special abilities either. Time to retire, old man.
Thorn plants. Ugh. More weaklings. Royal Thorns might kick some ass. But that requires hiring them, which requires finding them in adequate amounts first. Sorry, but I'm just going to have to let you guys go.
Snakes. Other than Royal Snakes. Too weak and fragile. You're fired. *snake hand*
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Thanks for the laugh Waveform, nice style
P.S. Send those bears my way, luv them
