Two Alzheimer patients are sitting outside at the park on a beautiful sunny day.
The one says, "I really feel having an ice-cream now"
The other says, "Great idea, I will go get us ice-cream! Which flavour do you like?"
The first one answers "two scoops chocolate! How about yourself?"
The second one "I will have two scoops vanila!"
The first one thinks for a moment and says "Hmmm...better you write the order down, You may forget it."
The second answers back "Ah, no need, the ice cream shop is just across the road"
and walks away repeating loudly to himself "Two chocolate, two vanila..."
15min later the second one returns, with two hotdogs!
The first one asks "Where is the ketchup!?"
The second "Damn, I forgot!!!"
Upon which the first one "You see! I told you to write it down!!!!!!
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