Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?
A. Ugly sheep.
Q. Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll that they're selling in stores now?
A. It comes with all of Ken's stuff.
Q. What do your boss and a slinky have in common?
A. They're both fun to watch tumble down the stairs.
Last edited by Robert; 03-16-2012 at 04:34 PM.
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