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Originally Posted by CWMV
Hardware isn't even the issue.
The issue is that the younger girl looks really, REALLY good from a distance.
Then you get up close and see that she has a club foot, a glass eye, summerteeth (some 'er here and some 'er there), is missing a few fingers from a tragic mill accident and is 6 months pregnant.
makes the older model look much better.
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Now that you got really wrong!
When you come close you see a bad case of acne, really weird glasses, piercings, ugly clothes and a colorful punk hairstyle.
But then, that is all temporary and mended soon, and in a few months her even better looking sister is coming to live together with her... and you, if you are man enough and stop yammering
