From Singloids (
http://singloids.com/)
There are some problems with the image management in their site, so I'm going to translate some (but I think that NOOBSLAYER was the correct nick of "sventranovellini")
- OH MY GOD!!
- What's happening
- NOOBGUTTER has just connected to the game and panic is spreading between the other players
- NOOBGUTTER?
- It's his nickname, he's the Red Baron of combat flight sims: some say he's a russian top gun!
- Other say he's a serial killer from Minnesota with the passion for the flight sims
- Wait! He's disconnecting... he says that he has to leave for a cookies selling...
- Yes.. really.
- HONEY! Your little friends are waiting for you!
- I'm coming granma! I'm turning off my PC.
- Do you fly online tonight? Are you not scared of Noobgutter?
- Not if I take some precautions... Staying at high altitude there are less chances to meet him...
- So, what's your altitude?
- I don't know... what's the stratosphere altitude?
- Look at this!! Today I'm the leader of a 10 Spitfires formation, hunting over the channel.
- Ok, but why are your teammates scattering for the clouds?
- It's strange... it's like a flock in presence of a predator..
- I wonder what has scared them...
- That's Noobgutter's FW190 who flies at low altitude over the channel, after he has sown terror and destruction between my teammates.
- This time I can put him down! I got all the elements at my advantage! Probably he has not seen me.
- I can do it... I'm going to dive with the sun on my shoulders.
- Sid - has been killed by Noobgutter
- I think the element against you is that he does not fly like you do.
- Damnit! I have Noobgutter on my 6.
- I'm going to use some evasive manouvres so I can put him down. Lets start with a scissor, a Split-s...
- now a barrel roll, a dive and an immelman...
- Ok... I'm going to fire at him when I stop throwing up...
- Good! Today I have a new wingman.
- I dont' know him, but he seems a smart and tough pilot.
- His nick pormises well... EAGLE-EYE.
- Is this a monitor?
- Sid - Ehi Eagle-Eye... should we open a radio channel to coordinate ourselves?
- My wingman is a tough pilot.. he never respond to me.
- Honey, have you seen my eyeglasses?
- I have them on, you moron!
- Luckly tonight I'm flying with Eagle-Eye. This is the airspace of that Noobgutter sadist.
- Oh no! That's his FW190 at 3 o'clock! We're doomed!
- I can't believe it... Eagle-Eye has fired while looping and has hit him!
- Who knows... so this is the "Fire" button...
- Tonight I'm with Eagle-Eye again.
- We're flying over this airbase since 30 minutes, but I'm too shy for asking him the reason.
- Probably he's elaborating one of his great plans.
- HELP ME!!!
And at last my favourite:
- I'm scared that tonight my squad will not return to homebase...
- Why?
- I've just seen Noobgutter's FW190 and it seems she's in a bad humor (in one of former strips Sid realizes she is a girl)
- Don't be paranoid.. How can you know it?
- Let say I've more than a feeling...
Sorry for the translation mistakes.