Bollock= one, Penis= tiny, Car= big, wife, kids = none, Hobbies= none, Life = sad,.....This is a forum, FORUM, yeah we all know its pointless asking for updates, but its only human to want what you cant have,didnt I see you down the pub last weekend in your little gang, trying to beat up some poor bloke cos he looked at you the wrong way... what a prat.