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Originally Posted by Dutch_851
you missed, wadonger, dong, bellend, and the three obvious ones beginning with c. p and d. Have to say 'tallywhacker' is a new one on me. 
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I'm quite fond of the term
Mugget (encountered one quite recently lol) combining the attributes of both
Mug and
Muppet.
I find 'Roger Mellies Profanisaurus' to be essential reading; the definitive and final word in the academic discipline of swearing and amusingly crude similes and metaphors. High brow stuff.....Not unlike Homers
Odyssey....Err, If it climaxed in a fight outside a kebab shop, p*ssing down with rain with the protagonist covered in his own
liquid laughter after a
Leo Sayer, and bemoaning the scarcity of
Bacon Battleships in his immediate vicinity. His quest to
lead the Llama to the lift shaft that night ending in inglorious failure.
DISCLAIMER: This account is in no way, shape or form, autobiographical. Though I confess I did once wake up in a skip with a traffic cone on my head (c'mon I was 15, lol). Ah, the folly of youth.