lol I know this is totally random, but all this talk about aviation and fecal matter made me think of a story that I read in some aviation book or magazine: apparently the B-17 crews, despite the tough jobs they were asked to do daily, managed to maintain a certain sense of humour. One of the crew would regularly have a dump in a paperbag and drop it from the bomb bay of the plane. The peculiar kind of ordnance was eventually named "Fliegerscheisse"