Being Portuguese, I can get a lot of what he's saying. No justifications, just name-calling. Reminds me of the forums a few months back! Of course, he can break the CD, but if he played it it's already on his Steam account, so it makes no difference.
So yeah, "tool" and a few other words would be the description for a person who needs to make this a public thing, shirt off and everything. I'm sure all the girls are crazy for him now