Last Saturday I was practicing for International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
It started off when my wife and children disappeared for the evening so I drank a large quantity of spiced rum (to get myself into condition for TLAPD) and the next thing I knew I was on the couch and it was 4 in the morning!
So bar alien abduction, I guess a bottle of rum is like a 'jump to next way-point' command!
Cheers