What's with all the people out there who want to stare at virtual pilot's crotches instead of the beautiful cockpits, planes and scenery? When you fly a real plane you can already see your arms and legs in your peripheral vision. They don't need to be added to the game because they are already visible.

If you can't live without gratuitous crotch-shots, follow these instructions.

Step #1: Take a photo of your crotch (or a stranger's if you prefer).

Step #2: Print the photo of the crotch.

Step #3: Cut the outline of the crotch out from the rest of the photo.

Step #4: Paste the photo of the crotch on to the bottom of your monitor.

VOILA!!! You can now see legs at the bottom of your screen.