No women... why is that?
 

Just male unit, this sadden me :(

Except for the demoness and the sylp, there are only male unit: knight, warrior, pirate, paesant, elf and viking.

I can understand that a dwarf or troll female can be a little... well, not so "appealing" (but some of you may think different on this aspect :-P ).

Anyway, without Amelie and with a pool of walkyrie that show only a brief time, you get struck all the time in a male reggiment, with ugly monster and a barbaric viking... :eek:

It's a long way home, if you ask me :cool:

Maybe the Dev can mod a little, what do you people think?

Well... there are a few female units: Demoness, the 2 Fairy types and the Dryad. That isn't half bad really, keeping in mind that the developers saved a special ability for half of the aforementioned girls - "Beautiful", which gives them a chance to shrug off damage by flash... ugh, being pretty.

So that isn't bad at all. In KBAP, a girl power party was very viable when backed up with a Paladin/Rune Mage pim... uh, protector and some resurrection to keep the Demonesses alive.

In all fairness, I gotta say I miss Xeona from KBTL. Damn, she made the whole game, and the battle against her well worth playing.

I think we need women in chainmail bikinis riding giant polar bears.

Oh wait. We got those.

Well then, maybe we need a pyramid of women in chainmail bikinis riding on a fleet of polar bears.

Also, we do have the intro graphic of all the valkyries leaning against Olaf while he sits in the man chair. All that's missing are their bunny ears.

If you get a stripper to restaurant, it means the restaurant is not doing very well. Get my point?

If you want porn, there are other places for that.

Really? Greedy lord .:grin:







(Screenshot from Credits section ingame)
edit:I uploaded a png file but get a jpg file ?:roll:

where you get that pic?

I will see more sexy girls :-P

Start game -> Main Title ->Credits

who is the most sexy of them?

I prefer blue dressed girl .:)

but them dont looks same there if I see on another pics so from that pic is difficult make a choice :P

Maybe they show their sexy mode in the pic from Credits .:wink:



Well,2 pages...

him are a lucky guy :grin:

the game would have been even better if he had had sex with them but had unfortunately been perhaps 18 years old but I think there are few people under 18 some play the game?

Im old :-P

In past KB episode you get the marriage option; now i understand you cannot possibly marry all those walkyrie... (because the divorce will cost a fortune, not because moral question :-P ) and that's why i really like to do a flirt session with each of them :cool:

Keep low the cost, keep high the fun: Gilbert first KB hero motto! (unfortunatly, he got replaced by Amelie, dunno why... :confused: )


Btw, if i must choose one, i choose Regina the stone (club): never know when you want to bang her head whit a stone cludge during a romantic session :grin: (she will be still healty after that, so no worry!*)





*if you ask her, she will tell you why ;)

XEONA! I would trade all five Valkyries for Xeona and her slots. IYKWIM.

Damn, you just freaking took the word from my mouth. SHE WAS THE BEST!

I had the wallpaper with Xeona as my background for months. You know what? I feel a bit sentimental. Time to get the same Xeona as my background again. Brings so many great awesome feelings and memories on Impossible. You know what (part 2)? I got Xeona for the first time with a PALADIN, who was considered the worst class (check the KBTL forums, I think I got the first Paladin win on impossible according to the thread). I love both the class and Xeona exactly for that. It was fracking worth it!!!

EDIT: Too bad I don't feel the same way about KB WotN...

EDIT 2: Ok, now I feel better, more nostalgic, and more 1c + KB loving!!!

Thank you for telling me wallpaper existed :D

Also, I just took a peek at your attached image. From the games listed on your desktop, I've also played:

Magicka, Kingdoms of Amalur, Borderlands, Skyrim, W3: TFT, Civ 5, both Orcs Must Die games, and Fantasy Wars. I suppose that's not too unusual, but still, it's one of the few times I've seen someone play that many games I've also played.

If I may say, I am not too surprised. KB lovers are more Fantasy oriented, and fantasy lovers sometimes like the exact opposite, which is sci-fi games, like Star Trek or FTL :)

Quite honestly, not at all surprised you played those. These games are worth existing in every player's game collection. Speaking from experience, no less :)

Sorry man, i need to say you this: over time, she got dumped and revert to food to replenish love... it's a sad story :(

Anyway, years have passed and she now look like this (it's a recent picture, i assure you)

Keep the Walkyrie near, get my suggestion :cool:

LOL... Take it from a fellow (if you get what I mean) they all look like this sooner or later...


AT least the Valk's are a new breed :D Still, one cannot disparage Xeona with her 2 weapon wielding. She could fit any player's lifestyle (might, magic or mind based) and make you want her slots even more!!!!

EDIT: guys, even if it's Xeona who just hit the 80 kilo border... NO WORRIES, they all get back to normal!!!! If she loves you :D

EDIT 1: To elaborate, dal wielding weapons, or 2 magical staves was still well worth it... Check KBTL forums for more info....

Xeona... Wanna live in a box??? Skill.. Fire whip... Summon Imps... Make enemy lose a turn if they attack her (fire breath - works for Black dragons too!!!)... Beautiful (makes attacks miss) .. not that would have been my unit.

I'd be in love if Xeona could take the place of all five Valkyries and be the Rage mechanic of the game. She'd be kind of like a Spirit of Rage, with multiple abilities that had different rest times. Then you could just alternate between hers and Olaf's rage skills. Fire and Ice <3

@RCDOWN: Bill Gilbert dumping Xeona for Zombie Rina is making me think twice about his preferences. If a man can say no to a sexy demoness who calls him "master," he isn't a man- he's a princess.

You know... zombi love got it's advantage point too.

• No feed expenses
• She's cold during hot summer night :eek:
• No heater expenses on winter
• She never age! (pose you keep her in a cold environment)

oh, did i miss mentioning she's not breathing, so... well... can keep up... for a looong time... (keep running, of course, if you like see her running)

and what about using her bite to trasmute all your neighborhood into zombie Lv. 1 keen to obey any order you give them? :-P

See, now that's what I'm talking about. Sure, a zombie wife is useful for a lot of things, (you sounded like Rotten Hake there for a sec, btw) but the point is, those are things she can do without being someone's lover. Bill could've kept Rina as a pet, but NO. He had to ditch the sexiest companion in the series. If he'd stayed loyal to Xeona, he could've ruled Demonis.

And if Bill stayed with Xeona, now in WotN you would have to battle him, and we all know that would be impossible battle to win. And no1 would want to buy game where we must kill hero protagonist from first game :-)

Actually, I think it'd be more likely that Bill would leave Demonis the moment the portal opened and destroy all of the undead, which I admit would shorten Olaf's screen time quite a bit.