Patch release?
 

Not a whine thread just a "is it coming today thread" :grin:
Hate hitting F5 all day, or even worse I start trolling other threads and adding my worthless 5 cents worth of drivel to them ;)

Hang on, il just give luither a ring:rolleyes:

Any news Doc?

probably he didn't answer ;)

He probably hung up on doc muttering to himself "Patch? You want a freaking patch? I will give you a patch... (sound of 1895 Nagant pistol being cocked) I am going to give you a patch right in the noggin..." :-P

Luthier will open a new topic as he made it always :rolleyes:
Better if u watch the Steam Library, if cod updated, u can push the start game immediatelly :) No delay, no need F5, just w a i t a n d w a t c h... like a professional sniper :-D

http://www.lifewithoutpants.com/wp-c...0/03/jack1.png


Patch!? You can't handle the patch!





Relax... the patch will be here when it gets here

Beta Patch is today... Steam Patch is next week.

just wait..... friday patch mostly out around 7 pm in my timezome... ( GMT+2 )

roftl

Thanks, a stressful day at work just got made easier :grin::grin::grin:

I want you to stand there in your f@ggoty white uniform, and with your Harvard educated mouth, extend me some courtesy. I want you to ask me nicely for your patch. I want you to say please... LOL

Na, hes on holiday, Again:rolleyes:

I have it on good authority that Luthier said that any user on this forum who enters a "where my patch!!!!!!1one" type thread will be immediately banned from the patch user list (myself not included) ie. no patch for that user.

Nope beta comes today not offical

You're right.

Is the beta patch available to all, or just to certain people?

will be for everyone to try, IF it comes out, dont forget Luither said Our next BETA patch is tentatively scheduled for two weeks from now for Friday the 17th

tentative = unsure; uncertain; not definite or positive; hesitant

So it may not be ready for today, I'm guessing the use of that word was just to warn us just in case it is not ready so they are not tied to the date

Thanks for the heads up mate :)

This is very important to remember. We all want the patch, but don't hold your breath! ;)

That is it! I am going to hold my breath till this patch comes out. Luither, my life is in your hands... My death is on your head... Or maybe I will just try what my son tried a couple of years ago. "That is it! I am running away! Don't try to stop me.... here I go... I am walking out the door... DAAAAAD Aren't you going to try to stop me?";)

650+ views already..

One thing that's worse than a prematurely released game......

yep... a prematurely released patch.

I'll wait :rolleyes:

Who cares about the patch! Best Friday news ever!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011...-video-youtube

Who the hell is that?

You don't know? Oh how I envy you, not exposed to this abomination.
You want to keep it that way.

Lol.. yea i feel privileged judging by that write up

I'm surprised this thread hasnt been deleted.

So was I :rolleyes:

New one. What does it stand for?

If you guys insist in calling him Luither instead of the right nickname Luthier, we will not have the patch... Ever!!!

You were all warned!!! :grin:

The guy that Luthier has employed to keep us updated with any news is to busy working to keep us updated.

roftl

raindeer's orgy for the lose :(

1+

but now you are banned:-P

C'mon, it's patchtime now. My kid wants dinner but I have to sit here refreshing.

Send the wife to the chip shop... you know it makes sense

I like that humor here:-P

I thought you are a kid ( i mean an adult kid) so lets have some dinner:grin:

Hey bud, dont take this too serious

The only think that makes me a bit worried about Luthier not posting an update at least this Friday is that some beancounter has started counting the few beans that has rolled 1C's way and they have started to shut down the MG studio to minimize the losses... Horrible thought. I'm pretty sure Ubisoft does not care that much as they only distribute this game from what is known, it's 1C that has paid for the development and pushed a half finished product out of the door under some kind of threat for sure. "If you don't release it before the end of march we close the tap" or something I guess... How long will they let MG keep fixing the game if they have to send it to the bargain bin after all the whining here and in all the other FS forums and bad reviews at the major gaming sites, caused by the same premature release? Catch 22.

If we don't here anything from 1C today I'll leave this forum for a bit as I'm pretty sure it'll explode.

I'll be with you

What part of "updates weakly" didn't you understand?

If you think that was bad...
Try this (the "singer" is "singing" in my native language):
http://www.google.si/url?sa=t&source...ZHQa26i4uYFgcg

BUT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

Any soup today?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2lfZg-apSA

congratulations! This bunch of amateurs has done it again!

Whats happened?

broken their promises?
They're so lucky that they don't live anywhere near me.

What promise?

"Our next BETA patch is tentatively scheduled for two weeks from now for Friday the 17th, and the release version of it is scheduled for the Friday after that, June 24th."

They didn't promise anything... see that highlighted word get a dictionary and learn what it means.

LOL how old are you man 12!

Go play another game or get a life peoples! Take the wife out for dinner and you may just get some!

And that put him straight lol

After my Friday overdose mishap (don't ask), your video seems not bad at all!
The mono-brow will haunt my dreams for weeks though.

Only the next patch for CloD could fix that.

Are you going to beat them up?

lol