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MB_Avro_UK 06-02-2011 10:57 PM

Predict a CoD Thread for 2nd June 2012. Prizes!!!
 
Predict for this time and date next year.

(Prizes to be announced later:cool:).

Closing Date, Ist June 2012.


'The Battle of Britain was one of humanity's finest hours'. Author Stephen Bungay, The Most Dangerous Enemy.

Best Regards,
MB_Avro.

335th_GRAthos 06-02-2011 11:12 PM

"The tail gunner of the AVRO Lancaster is completely overmodelled. PK every time I get whithin range"




~S~

Langnasen 06-02-2011 11:37 PM

"Anyone remember that CoD game? Whatever happened to it...?"

conio 06-03-2011 12:06 AM

Although Raid threads are unpredictable I can predict it will be his.

Romanator21 06-03-2011 12:08 AM

There were only two participants...Can we get an extension?

I've got one:

Help!! I can only get 20 fps with all graphics maxed out! Unplayable! This game is not worth the money! Will return it for full refund!

:-P

EDIT - I just saw that this is for next year, lol, not today!

I'll have to get back to you on that one...

raaaid 06-03-2011 12:17 AM

wow so obama has been flying a p51 and we didnt know

do you think he browse the forums?

AARPRazorbacks 06-03-2011 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raaaid (Post 292614)
wow so obama has been flying a p51 and we didnt know

do you think he browse the forums?

There are lots of people from the USA on this forum.

Even thou thy don't say so!:o

raaaid 06-03-2011 12:47 AM

i always had the feeling that oleg hanged around the ubisoft in disguised

once i complained the radiator couldnt be closed off with no overheating option ticked and next patch it was solved

thats what i like from the internet, anonimity

its the only place where i can be myself without consequences, in the real life i actually have a boring conversation unless drunk, the only time chicks get interested on me :)

Herbs107 06-03-2011 12:56 AM

I still cant get good frame rates over London, even after all the patches we have had. This is my Rig:

Intel P2 MMX @ 400Mhz
ASUS M2N68-AM
1 Gig PC100 Ram
Geforce FX 5100 64MG
Windows 95

TUSA/TX-Gunslinger 06-03-2011 02:04 AM

Here's three.

"The Mig3U is the most overmodeled aircraft in the game"

- followed closely by "Why did 1C pork the Bf-109 F2?"

"Really looking forward to the Fw 190A-1 and Skyraider!"

S!

Tiger27 06-03-2011 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Herbs107 (Post 292628)
I still cant get good frame rates over London, even after all the patches we have had. This is my Rig:

Intel P2 MMX @ 400Mhz
ASUS M2N68-AM
1 Gig PC100 Ram
Geforce FX 5100 64MG
Windows 95

Probably your win95 needs a service pack, other than that you should be rocking the fps with that beast.

AndyJWest 06-03-2011 02:32 AM

"The U-boats are porked. They only do 3 Km/h submerged, and the batteries go flat too soon..." (see large graph also included) At this point, a long debate on the turning circle of submarines ensues, followed by an argument over torpedo reload times, and whether it was possible to overturn a Tiger tank with the bow wave of a passing MTB.

Meanwhile, the fliers (there are still a few that engage in aerial combat) are arguing over the latest 'Glycol smell' patch, and whether it is properly supported by ATI odour cards, or only really works properly with the Nividia CyberStink models...

Helrza 06-03-2011 07:31 AM

"Where is luthier? Its been a 2 days and no word on whats happening, this game is dying"

Tree_UK 06-03-2011 07:52 AM

1. Any word on SLI yet?
2. DX11 has work started on this yet?
3. Engine sounds are still grim!!

SG1_Lud 06-03-2011 07:57 AM

"It's saturday and there is no friday patch yet. Something horrible has happened :("

:D

Gomer Pyle 06-03-2011 08:05 AM

...Just picked up a copy of the UBI-Soft "Exclusive" edition at my local GameStop outlet, for just € 5,-

Rattlehead 06-03-2011 08:06 AM

"Game stutters over Moscow with my 680GTX."

"Mig 3 outruns my 109 F-2. Are 1c biased?"

"The terrian does not look like that in real life. I have flown over Moscow and believe me it doesn't look like that. It looks like the artist was on a bad acid trip."

ATAG_Dutch 06-03-2011 09:11 AM

Is there anybody there?

Hello..........? Hello.......? Hello..........? (echo to fade............) :D

335th_GRAthos 06-03-2011 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyJWest (Post 292659)
"The U-boats are porked. They only do 3 Km/h submerged, and the batteries go flat too soon..." (see large graph also included) At this point, a long debate on the turning circle of submarines ensues, followed by an argument over torpedo reload times, and whether it was possible to overturn a Tiger tank with the bow wave of a passing MTB.

Meanwhile, the fliers (there are still a few that engage in aerial combat) are arguing over the latest 'Glycol smell' patch, and whether it is properly supported by ATI odour cards, or only really works properly with the Nividia CyberStink models...


From what I have read this post wins hands down for the time being! :D

drive-by-pilot 06-03-2011 09:25 AM

prediction, this tread will be locked and the op forced to undergo psychological testing

mazex 06-03-2011 10:09 AM

Or:

Oh my god, Rise of Flight II released yesterday actually has more bugs than CoD had when it came out. Have you seen the damage modelling with the 109 wing looking like wrinkled paper? Let's all post tons of hate threads so they go out of business like Maddox Games did late 2011. By the way, I heard someone met Ilya and he works as a SAP consultant in Minsk?

CrazySchmidt 06-03-2011 10:24 AM

If this thread wasn't started in good humor it would simply be disrespectful and down right nasty...

It was started in good humor wasn't it?

CS. :)

Rattlehead 06-03-2011 10:51 AM

I took it that way. :)

Just having a bit of a laugh.

MB_Avro_UK 06-03-2011 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazySchmidt (Post 292765)
If this thread wasn't started in good humor it would simply be disrespectful and down right nasty...

It was started in good humor wasn't it?

CS. :)

It's humour, for goodness sake! Does it need to be flagged:

'Humour Alert. Those of a humourless Disposition are Warned Not to Read'

:cool:

Best Regards,
MB_Avro

Fragal 06-03-2011 10:55 AM

My vote goes to
"anyone remember that predict a post thread from last year? "

ATAG_Dutch 06-03-2011 11:04 AM

1)Why can't we have swastikas?
2) What happened to the weekly update? (guilty!)
3) WoP/FSX add-on has more realistic scenery!
4) Has anyone seen this funny video of the Dev team based on 'Downfall'?

philip.ed 06-03-2011 11:11 AM

What's stopping someone from making any one of those topics, and thus winning?
Or from me making a topic with the above title, and consequently winning?

CrazySchmidt 06-03-2011 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MB_Avro_UK (Post 292781)
It's humour, for goodness sake! Does it need to be flagged:

'Humour Alert. Those of a humourless Disposition are Warned Not to Read'

:cool:

Best Regards,
MB_Avro

My reply was intended as dry humor, it's just forum tension I guess.

I thought you Brits were fond of the dry?

It's good fun here isn't it.

CS. :)

mcmatt 06-03-2011 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 335th_GRAthos (Post 292744)
From what I have read this post wins hands down for the time being! :D

+1

meplay 06-03-2011 12:14 PM

My game runs rough on my 'i10 4700 socket 99781978, couple of dozen core' and my 'Hexfire' setup...oops i see the prob, i got a 550 power supply :P

Sauf 06-03-2011 12:32 PM

Quote Tree
"If it wasnt for me you guy's wouldn't have a game to play! I single handedly forced the dev's to fix issues that they were hiding from you and made them implement important fixes, when the game is finally optimised in the future and all the goody's unlocked with new technology the game title will be changed to "Tree's cliffs of dover"

CrazySchmidt 06-03-2011 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sauf (Post 292814)
Quote Tree
"If it wasnt for me you guy's wouldn't have a game to play! I single handedly forced the dev's to fix issues that they were hiding from you and made them implement important fixes, when the game is finally optimised in the future and all the goody's unlocked with new technology the game title will be changed to "Tree's cliffs of dover"

Dude you are a fukin' animal (and you know it)!!!

Hail your reign!!!

Tree_UK 06-03-2011 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sauf (Post 292814)
Quote Tree
"If it wasnt for me you guy's wouldn't have a game to play! I single handedly forced the dev's to fix issues that they were hiding from you and made them implement important fixes, when the game is finally optimised in the future and all the goody's unlocked with new technology the game title will be changed to "Tree's cliffs of dover"

lol, i like it, its great being smart, you want to try it some time!! :grin:

Sauf 06-03-2011 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tree_UK (Post 292830)
lol, i like it, its great being smart, you want to try it some time!! :grin:

Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me either.
:rolleyes:

ps, original post was in jest Tree, I actually agree with you on occasions.

335th_GRAthos 06-03-2011 05:35 PM

Ok, I hope I can have a second try:



"Raaaid elected moderator of the forum!"






~S~

PS. no offence meant raaaid, it is just humor! Honest!


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